January 2010
32 posts
My friend just claimed that her phone had a poltergeist because it hung up on me. I’m pretty sure her iPhone is haunted by the restless soul of Zelda Rubinstein.
Conan Says He Will Not Host 'Tonight Show' At...
teamconan:
Conan O’Brien has released a statement, just published by The New York Times:
People of Earth:
In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That...
NBC, Conan O'Brien back in business →
'Salute Your Shorts': Where Are They Now? →
Awesome! Awkward!
Matt&Kim - Don’t Slow Down
The...
I really enjoyed seeing the pictures of couples at...
Quotes from this evening
“I don’t care if it’s already in production, we should write the MacGruber movie.”
“My laughs never sound the same.” :Mine either. I guess it’s just everyone” “Or not” “Yeah it’s just us.” “We’re like the inconsistent laughter twins.”
“It starts as a laugh then becomes abdominal...
Blergh.
I was dreading school, as one does right be fore the semester begins. Last semester sucked and I got through it, but it really made me rethink my education. Then as I started to register for the spring 2010 semester I got excited again. However, after spending 4+ hours walking from one end of campus to the next the dread is back. I haven’t even started classes, yet, and I already hate this...
My Family is Odd
I just went down stairs to get something to eat and found my father in his underwear watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop. I fear for him with his impeding retirement inching closer to fruition.
Also, this morning when my mom called me she suggested we should get up early Tuesday to get all of our counseling done for school, then “do something fun”. By my mom’s standards we’ll...
somethingintellectual:
Song of the Day: Paul...
Hark, a vagrant: 237 →
You should read this/these.
10 Moments in the 450th Episode That Reminded Us... →
That Ralph moment was the best. I may have squeed a little bit.
“I’m a Star Wars.”
Google Earth helps find El Dorado - Times Online →
Huh.
My Sister is Pregnant
I’m going to be an aunt. That is how my brother-in-law informed me Tiffany is pregnant. Then just to clarify he added, “in about nine months”. I was weirded out yesterday and parts of today, but now I’m kind of excited. My sister and I have been emailing baby bedding back and forth. She wants a western themed baby room, regardless of gender.
I may never get into a reputable college.
I am in the process of transferring to the University of Texas at Arlington. I need to take at least 12 credit hours (or whatever the institution of my choice considers “full-time”) and the financial aid department is offering me half the money I need saying my parents have $6000 to give, which they do not and probably would not. Argh. If I don’t get in somewhere soon I will be...
Adventures in Tumbl-ing →
I gave in to peer pressure. I tinkered with the idea of a formspring, but then this came along. So, here ya go.
The Daring Kitchen Rules
You have to participate in at least 8 out of 12 challenges for every calendar year that you’re a member. Your calendar year starts the month you join.
You cannot miss more than 2 challenges in a row (unless you leave a comment in the designated thread on the private forums with a good reason. We do not need specifics, just let us know that life or whatever is going to get in the way for a...
Daring Bakers/Cooks
I have been thinking about joining the Daring Kitchen. Each month there one of the members picks a recipe or theme ingredient and every member makes a batch or recipe. You must complete at least 8/12 events or you are kicked out, but the results have to be posted on your blog. Clearly, this is not a food blog. I haven’t made any decisions, yet. I’m still on the fence, but it would be...
4 tags
You Don't Like Pizza.
dealbreaker:
WHAT KIND OF A PERSON WOULD-
I MEAN HONESTLY.
I JUST.
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK. SHIT. I MEAN HOLY SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I HATE THIS. I HATE WHAT THIS IS. IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING? PIZZA? YOU DONT LIKE IT? WHAT ELSE DON’T YOU LIKE? BREATHING? JOY? SUNSHINE? I AM LEAVING AND I’M TAKING YOUR STUFF. THAT’S RIGHT, I’M TAKING ALL OF YOUR THINGS BECAUSE YOU DON’T DESERVE THEM!...
Fun Times While I Housesat
Two of my best friends came over and we preceded to drink. Their goal was to get me drunk, which they achieved. (See: the Jersey Shore post from Saturday?) I may have hit an all0time low: I threw up in the night and then could not get off the bathroom floor. I screeched for my best friend, but she couldn’t hear me. So, I scooted to the door and said her name several times, to no avail. I...
New Year's Day
I woke up early this morning to start lunch (in the south it’s tradition to eat black-eyed peas on New Year’s, for good luck, and they take forever to cook). After I started those I went back to bed and woke up when my mom called me to eat. I am a winner.