worstpal:

jackanthonyfernandez:

conradtao:

shame on mii now

love this contempo casual remix of the now iconic swifto anthem

CONRAD!

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

bitterglitterqueer:

THIS AVOCADO IS FURIOUS

(Source: successisnotanoption)

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s

ryannorth:

The image that flashes into your parent’s heads when you say “Mom, dad… I’m a cartoonist”

ryannorth:

The image that flashes into your parent’s heads when you say “Mom, dad… I’m a cartoonist”

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
Your Fave is Problematic: Alex Hirsch

phantomrose96:

comfemgem:

Have you forgotten about this

And how he followed up with this? smh

matthewgaydos:

neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

I want to be her best friend.

(Source: vine.co)