I see this kind of thing all over tumblr and think “maybe I should do that”. But we all know I’ll do like two and forget or just give up. I can try, though.
(Source: thegirlkyle)
I enjoyed this. You should read it, too.
| Interviewer: | I watched HBO’s “Talking Funny” special and at one point Ricky Gervais asks the other comics when they realized they might be funny. I was wondering if you remember a joke from early on that worked well. |
| Mulaney: | Yes I do. I was at a birthday party when I was 4 and the birthday girls’ mom said, “That’s a sharp shirt,” and I said “Yeah sometimes I use it instead of scissors.” And I said it really deadpan. |
This became way too difficult at the end. It came down to my two most favorite television couples. Ultimately, I went with the couple I would rather be like. I only went Lily and Marshall because of that whole women’s lib thing.
I’m trying so hard not to get sick THREE DAYS before my best friend’s wedding; I have drank so many gross-tasting, homeopathic teas and potions because I am poor and can’t afford doctors and actual medicine.
My voice is already raspy, but not in the sexy way. In the gross, sore throat, you’re-totally-sick sort of way. Maybe I can get one of the other bridesmaids to read my toast.
Who wants to buy me tickets for and go with me to the Black Keys concert in Austin this April?
Anyone? Anyone?!
Last time all I did was plan the bachelorette party and attend the shower. I didn’t even go to the wedding.
Today I have eaten an apple pie flavored Larabar and apple pie.
